Today I will not wear socks mom
Don’t you dare even try
I’m not gonna wear socks today, mom
Don’t bother asking why
You can’t make me wear my socks today
I will pull them off each time
Today this is going my way
Because today wearing socks is a crime
They don’t feel right
So I’m not gonna wear ’em
They are itchy weird and tight
I know you bought them in last week’s
But it was just a waste of dollars
Yes, they have cute puppies too
Just accept this little news
Today, socks and I are through!
Despite my freezing toes
And my somewhat runny nose
Socks are pointless clothes
Today, I will not wear socks.
Authors blurb: my one year old has a huge personality. He makes me laugh, cry, cringe, smile, and fall in love with him even more, multiple times a day.